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bossman3961

Mon 29 Jan, 2007


The WHY'S of MEN

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The Why's of Men
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1.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Because they are plugged into a genius)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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2.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(They don't have enough time)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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3.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(They don't stop to ask directions)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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4.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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5.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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6.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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7.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Don't know.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.it never happened)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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8.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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i dont agree with any of these