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Sat 20 Jan, 2007


Best Story Of the Year....

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Watson go on a camping trip,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> set up their tent,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and fall asleep.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Some hours later,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Holmes wakes his faithful friend.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Watson,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> look up at the sky and tell me what you see.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Watson replies,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I see millions of stars.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What does that tell you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Watson ponders for a minute.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Astronomically speaking,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Astrologically,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Time wise,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Theologically,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Meteorologically,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What does it tell you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Holmes is silent for a moment,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Then speaks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Watson,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you idiot,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> someone has stolen our tent.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Mon 22 Jan, 2007


Re: Best Story Of the Year....

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HAHAHAHAHA!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> DUH!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> lol


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Wed 24 Jan, 2007



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LOL!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>