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Jah Ji

Sun 17 Dec, 2006


Morning Love Making

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Tyrone asked his work buddy,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Robert,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> one morning,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Man,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Robert replied,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Amazed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That's easy,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Robert said.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I just tell her this little poem that I made up.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She loves it!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It goes like this:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Blond hair,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> blond hair,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> eyes so blue.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I love waking up and making love to you!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Tyrone said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Man,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you white guys are so damn sentimental.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> bruised eyes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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broken nose,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> fat lip,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the works!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Robert asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Man,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> what happened to you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Tyrone said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I don't know,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> man.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I went home and tried your advice.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I just told her a poem.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> what poem did you tell her?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Tyrone said:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Nappy head,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> nappy head,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> eyes like a frog.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> If I could roll your fat ass over,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'd hump you like a dog!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Sun 17 Dec, 2006


Re: Morning Love Making

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Thanks For The Laughs.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:cool:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>