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BRAIN53

Tue 12 Dec, 2006


redneck's wife

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In the back woods of Kentucky,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the redneck's wife went into labor in <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the middle of the night,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the doctor was called out to assist in the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> delivery.Since there was no electricity,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the doctor handed the father-to <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> be a lantern <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Here,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you hold this high so I can see what I'm <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> doing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Soon,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a baby boy was brought into the world.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Whoa there,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> said the doctor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.I think <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> there's yet another one to come.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Sure enough,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> within minutes he had <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> delivered a baby girl.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> no,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> don't be in a great hurry to be putting down <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that lantern.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It seems there's yet another one in there!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> cried the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> doctor.The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and asked the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> doctor,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Do you think it's the light that's attractin'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'em?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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jkf

Tue 12 Dec, 2006


Re: redneck's wife

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hehehehe.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Don't let too much light in.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you're gonna be in for another surprise.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> LOL