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BRAIN53

Mon 13 Nov, 2006


A Moral Story

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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles 
> per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks 
> across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married 
> for ten years, but I want a divorce."
>
>   
The wife says nothing,
>  Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 
> mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me 
> out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your 
> best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
>
>
>  Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly 
> and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the 
> house," he says insistently..
>
>
>  Up to 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues.
>
>  85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit 
> cards, the master bedroom set and the boat!"
>
>
>  The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This 
> makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
>
>
>  The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
>  "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
>  "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
>
>
>  Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him 
> and smiles. "The airbag."
>
>
>  Moral of the Story :
>  Women are crazy!!!!  
>
>  Don't mess with them!!
>
><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Just smile and pass this on to those who need a laugh!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>