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hbgator

Tue 31 Oct, 2006


Signs You're Broke

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1.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> American Express calls and says:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Leave home without it!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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2.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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3.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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4.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You've rolled so many pennies,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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5.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Long distance companies don't call you to switch.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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6.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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7.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Your rob Peter.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.and then rob Paul.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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8.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You finally clean your house,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> hoping to find change.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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9.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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10.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Your bologna has no first name.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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11.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You give blood everyday.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.just for the orange juice.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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12.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Sally Struthers sends you food.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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13.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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14.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> At communion you go back for seconds.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Wed 01 Nov, 2006


Re: Signs You're Broke

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LOL <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I like this especially the rob Peter and then rob Paul <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>