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bossman3961
Sat 21 Oct, 2006

The Spanish Computer
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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> unlike English,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"House"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> for instance,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> is feminine:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"la casa.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Pencil,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> however,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> is masculine:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"el lapiz.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A student asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What gender is <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'computer'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Instead of giving the answer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the teacher split the class into two groups,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> male and female,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and asked them to decide for themselves whether <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"computer"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> should be a masculine or a feminine noun.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The men's group decided that <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"computer"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> should definitely be of the feminine gender <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"la computadora"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> because:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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1.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> No one but their creator understands their internal logic;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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2.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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3.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
4.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> As soon as you make a commitment to one,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The women's group,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> however,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> concluded that computers should be Masculine <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"el computador"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> because:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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1.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> In order to do anything with them,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you have to turn them on;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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2.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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3.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They are supposed to help you solve problems,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but half the time they ARE the problem;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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4.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> As soon as you commit to one,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you realize that if you had waited a little longer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you could have gotten a better model.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>

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BRAIN53
Mon 23 Oct, 2006

Re: The Spanish Computer
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Another great one LOL
