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bossman3961

Sat 21 Oct, 2006


Missed Period

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Missed Period
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A young girl missed her period for two months.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Very worried,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Shouting,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> cursing,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> crying,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the mother says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Who was the pig <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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that did this to you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I want to know!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Half an hour later a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Ferrari stops in front of their house;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a mature and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He sits <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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in the living room with the father,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the mother and the girl,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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tells them:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Good morning,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> your daughter has informed me of the problem.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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However,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I can't marry her because of my personal family <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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situation,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but I'll take charge.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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townhouse,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> beach villa and a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$1,000,000 bank account.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If a boy is born,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> my legacy will be a couple of factories and a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$2,000,000 bank account.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> If it is twins,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a factory and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$1,000,000 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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each.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> However,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if there is a miscarriage,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> what do you suggest <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I do?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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At this point,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the father,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> who had remained silent,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> places a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You'll screw her again!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Tue 24 Oct, 2006


Re: Missed Period

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Hahaha smart man lol