----------------------------------- cyberval Thu 17 Aug, 2006 yo mama oneliners ----------------------------------- yo mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck. yo mama is so fat that when she jogs everybody thought it's the end of the world yo mama is so fat i ran round her and got lost. Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code. Yo mama is so fat, if you frisked her, you'll not only find your father, you'll find the cheap motel you were conceived in. Your moms reading glasses are so thick......when she looks on a map she sees people waving. yo mama is so fat she fell from both side of the bed. Yo muma is so fat King Kong asked her out on a date. yo moma so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil. yo moma so fat that when she went to school she sat next to everybody. Yo mama's so fat everytime she turns around it's her birthday. Yo mama's so ugly everytime she looks out of the window traffic stops. yo mumma is so fat she puts mayo on her asprin yo mumma is so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds... ----------------------------------- BRAIN53 Thu 17 Aug, 2006 Re: yo mama oneliners ----------------------------------- HAHAHAHAHA :cool: