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bossman3961

Sun 06 Aug, 2006


English teacher

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english teacher <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A boy in the eigth grade comes home after school one day.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> His mother notices that he`s got a big smile on his face.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She asks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Did anything special happen at school today?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Yes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Mom.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I had sex with my English teacher!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The mother is stunned.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You`re going to talk about this with your father when he gets home.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Beaming with pride,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he walks over to his son and says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Son,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I hear you had sex with your English teacher.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That`s right,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Dad.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you became a man today <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> this is cause for celebration.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Let`s head out for some ice cream,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and then I`ll buy that new bike you`ve been asking for.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That sounds great,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Dad,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but can I have a football instead?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My ass is killing me.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Wed 09 Aug, 2006


Re: English teacher

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joke is hilarious.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:cool:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Guest

Wed 09 Aug, 2006



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ROFL THIS IS JK's YOUNGER YEARS!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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cyberval

Thu 10 Aug, 2006



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lol that was funny.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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jkf

Thu 10 Aug, 2006



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ROFL THIS IS JK's YOUNGER YEARS!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Did you remember to empty the dishwasher Drake?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Thu 10 Aug, 2006



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OMG!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I DIDNT EVEN REMEMBER THAT PICTURE UNTI JUST NOW.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Too bad i lost it when the dickhead wiped all my drives,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> i cant even remember where i found it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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jkf

Sun 13 Aug, 2006


Re: English teacher

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Found it Drake.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The following link is not for the faint hearted and little children.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(we don't have any?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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It's from a post from several years ago.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> An inside joke that was in the Moderator's section.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"behind"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the scenes stuff.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> LOL)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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view at your own discretion,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> no complaints permitted.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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http:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>/<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>/www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1902/<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Guest

Mon 14 Aug, 2006



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OMG!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> funny funny shit!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>