----------------------------------- Warlord Fri 13 Jan, 2006 Indian Mother ----------------------------------- A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a room mate, a girl named Asha. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking , but I assure you, Asha and I are just roommies." About a week later, Asha came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: Dear Amma: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney Jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Kumar Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Asha, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Asha. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow... Love, Mom. Lesson of the day : Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian! ----------------------------------- BRAIN53 Fri 13 Jan, 2006 Re: Indian Mother ----------------------------------- Mothers know bestĂ˘â‚¬Â¦ :smile: