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Jah Ji

Wed 19 Jul, 2006


Rodney may be gone, but not forgotten

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My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Last night she used me to
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> time an egg.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It's tough to stay married.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My wife kisses the dog on the lips,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> yet
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she won't drink from my glass!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My wife isn't very bright.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The other day she was at the store,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> just as she was heading for our car,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> someone stole it!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Did you
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see the guy that did it?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but I got the license plate number!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Last night my wife met me at the front door.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She was wearing a sexy
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> negligee.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The only trouble was,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she was coming home.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A girl phoned me and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Come on over.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> There's nobody home.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> went over.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Nobody was home!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A hooker once told me she had a headache.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I went to a massage parlor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It was self service.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> If it weren't for pick-pocketers,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'd have no sex life at all.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I was making love to this girl and she started crying.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Are
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you going to hate yourself in the morning?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No,I hate myself
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> now.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> That's when you
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I knew a girl so ugly,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My wife is such a bad cook,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if we leave dental floss in the kitchen
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the roaches hang themselves.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I was such an ugly baby,when I was born the Doctor slapped my Mother.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I went to see my DR,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> DR.Vinnie Goomba.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He asked if I had this before?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I said yes.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He said well you got it again.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> mooning.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The other day I came home and a guy was jogging,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> naked.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I asked
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Why?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He said <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Because you came home early.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My wife's such a bad cook,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I know I'm not sexy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> of-the-Loom guys giggling.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> At my age,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm envious of a stiff wind.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My wife is such a bad cook,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> in my house we pray after the meal.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she called me from
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Chicago last night.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Fri 21 Jul, 2006


Re: Rodney may be gone, but not forgotten

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He's truly the best ever!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> lol <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:cool:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>