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BRAIN53

Sun 04 Jun, 2006


Why I Fired My Secretary...

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"Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking 
Up that
morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would 
Be pleasant
And Say, "Happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For 
Me.
As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone 
"Happy Birthday."
I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will
>Remember.
My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I
>Left For
The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent.  As I
Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "Good
>Morning,
Boss,
Happy Birthday!"

It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone had remembered.  I Worked
Until one O'clock and Then Jane Knocked On My Door 
And
>Said,
"You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your
>Birthday,
Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."

I Said, "Thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard 
All Day."
Lets' go! "
We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would 
go.
We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We 
Had
>Two
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
On The Way Back To The Office,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jane Said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You Know,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It's <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
Such A
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
Beautiful Day.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Do <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
We?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
I Responded,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I Guess Not.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> What Do You Have In Mind?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
She Said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Let's Go To My Apartment"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Boss,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> If
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
You <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Don't Mind,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'll
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
Be <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Right Back.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Ok.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I Nervously Replied.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She Went Into The Bedroom
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
And,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After A Couple Of Minutes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She Came out Carrying A Huge Birthday
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
Cake.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Followed By My Wife,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Kids,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> And Dozens Of My Friends <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
And
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
Co-Workers,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> All Singing <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Happy Birthday"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
And I Just Sat There.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
On The Couch.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
Naked


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hbgator

Sun 04 Jun, 2006


Re: Why I Fired My Secretary...

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great one <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D


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cyberval

Mon 05 Jun, 2006



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lol,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a great one,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> didnt expect that coming.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D