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hbgator

Fri 19 May, 2006


Idle Thoughts of a Deranged Mind

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I planted some birdseed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A bird came up.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Now I don't know what to feed it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I had amnesia once <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> or was it twice.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I went to San Francisco.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I found someone's heart.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Now what?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Protons have mass?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I didn't even know they were Catholic.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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All I ask <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If the world were a logical place,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> men would ride horses sidesaddle.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What is a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"free"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> gift?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Aren't all gifts free?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> when he grows up,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Two can live as cheaply as one,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> for half as long.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Experience is the thing you have left when every thing else is gone.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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One nice thing about egotists:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They don't talk about other people.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When the only tool you own is a hammer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> every problem begins to look like a 20 penny nail.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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My weight is perfect for my height <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> which varies.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I used to be indecisive.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Now I'm not sure.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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How can there be self-help <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"groups"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Is there another word for synonym?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Where do forest rangers go to <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"get away from it all"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The speed of time is one-second per second.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Is it possible to be totally partial?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What's another word for thesaurus?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If swimming is so good for your figure,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> how do you explain whales?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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It's not an optical illusion.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It just looks like one.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Is it my imagination,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Fri 19 May, 2006


Re: Idle Thoughts of a Deranged Mind

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Good One <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>