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hbgator

Sat 13 May, 2006


Pedro and Maria

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Pedro and Maria got married.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Pedro was a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"man about town <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"so to speak,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but Maria was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that night they retired to his little shack.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When Pedro was undressing Maria said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh Pedro,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> what is that?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Pedro,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> being very quick thinking,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Maria,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I am the only man in the world with one of these.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> And,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he proceeded to show her what it was for,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and Maria was happy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The next morning Pedro went off to work as usual.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When he returned home that evening,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Maria was on the front porch obviously upset about something.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Pedro,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and I saw Gonzalez the gardener changing his clothes behind the shed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and he had one,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> too.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Thinking fast,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Pedro said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Maria,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Gonzalez is my very best friend.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I had two of them so I gave him one.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He is the only other man in the world with one of those.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Maria being very stupid accepted his answer and they did their thing again that night.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Pedro went off to work the next morning;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> when he returned home,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Maria was very upset,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> stamping her foot on the porch.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Pedro said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Maria,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> what is the matter now?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Pedro,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you gave Gonzalez the best one!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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cyberval

Sat 13 May, 2006



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or better said the working one.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D


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BRAIN53

Sat 13 May, 2006


Re: Pedro and Maria

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Good one <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>