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bossman3961

Fri 12 May, 2006


Mr. President, I'm Headed To Mexico

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MR.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> PRESIDENT,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'M HEADED TO MEXICO <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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David M.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Bresnahan <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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April 1,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 2006 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dear President <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Bush:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> family,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I would like to ask you to assist me.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm going to walk across <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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border from the U.S.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> into Mexico,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and I need to make a few arrangements.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I know you can <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> help with this.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I plan to skip all the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> legal stuff like visas,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> passports,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> immigration <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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quotas and laws.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm sure <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they handle those things the same way you do <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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here.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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So,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> would <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you mind telling your buddy,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> President Vicente Fox,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that I'm <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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on my way over?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Please let him know that I will be expecting the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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following:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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1.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Free medical care for my entire family.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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2.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> English-speaking <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> government bureaucrats for all services I might <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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need,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> whether I use them or <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> not.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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3.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> All government forms need to be printed in <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> English.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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4.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> teachers.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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5.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Schools need to include classes on American culture <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and history.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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6.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I want my kids to see the American flag flying on <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the top of the flag <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> down.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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7.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and lunch.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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8.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> get easy access to <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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government services.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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9.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I do not plan to <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> have any car insurance,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and I won't make any effort <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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to learn local traffic <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> laws.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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10.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the memo <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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from Pres.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Fox to leave me alone,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> please be sure that all police <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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officers speak English.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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11.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I plan to fly the U.S.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> flag from my <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> house top,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> put flag decals on my <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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car,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and have a gigantic celebration on <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> July 4th.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I do not want any <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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complaints or negative comments from the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> locals.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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12.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I would also like to have a nice job without paying any <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> taxes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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13.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Please <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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never say a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> critical word about me,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> or about the strain I might place on <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> economy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I know this is an easy request because you already do all <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> these things <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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for all the people who come to the U.S.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> from Mexico.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I am sure <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Pres.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> nicely.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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However,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if he gives you any trouble,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> just invite him to go <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> quail <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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hunting with your V.P.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Thank you so much for your kind <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> help.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Sincerely,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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hbgator

Sat 13 May, 2006


Re: Mr. President, I'm Headed To Mexico

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I love it <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.but <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you forgot you also need a day job and will not pay taxes <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D