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BRAIN53

Mon 01 May, 2006


Old Sex

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One night an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to
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find her
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92-year-old husband in bed with another woman.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She
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became violent and
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ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th
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floor assisted-living
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apartment,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> killing him instantly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Brought before the court on a charge of murder,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the
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judge asked her if
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she had anything to say in her defense.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She began coolly,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Yes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> your honor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I figured that at
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92,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if he could
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have sex,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he could fly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>