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BRAIN53

Thu 06 Apr, 2006


The husband

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The husband had just finished reading a new book,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You Can be the Man of
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Your House.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his
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wife.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Pointing a finger in her face,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he said sternly,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"From now on,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you need to know that I am the man of this house,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and my
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word is law!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and when I'm
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finished eating my meal,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Then,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> after dinner,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you are going to go upstairs with me,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and we will have
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the sex that I want.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After that,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you are going to draw me my bath so I can
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relax.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Then
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you will massage my feet and hands.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Then after that's done,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> guess who's
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going to dress me and comb my hair?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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His wife replied,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"The fuckin funeral director would be my guess.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>