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Jah Ji

Thu 06 Apr, 2006


Quick Thinker

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A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads
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The man persisted and asked to see the manager.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The boy said he would ask his manager about it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Walking into the back room,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the boy said to his manager,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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As he finished his sentence,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he turned to find the man standing right behind him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so he added,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The manager approved the deal,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the man went on his way.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Later the manager said to the boy,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> We like people who think on their feet here.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Where are you from,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> son?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Canada,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> sir,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the boy replied.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> why did you leave Canada?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the manager asked.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The boy said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Sir,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> there's nothing but whores and hockey players up <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> there.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Really?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> said the manager.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"My wife is from Canada.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No shit?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> replied the boy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Who'd she play for?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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like_a_stone_05

Fri 14 Apr, 2006



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thats fuckin excellent


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withbeatz

Fri 14 Apr, 2006


Re: Quick Thinker

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hahaha,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> hope he gets outta that one