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Jah Ji

Mon 27 Feb, 2006


Lone Ranger

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After they got their tent all set up,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> both men fell sound <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asleep.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Some hours later,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Kemo Sabe,look towards sky,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> what you see?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Lone Ranger replies,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I see millions of stars.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What that tell you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asked Tonto.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Astronomically speaking,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it tells me there are millions of <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> galaxies and potentially billions of planets.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Astrologically,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Time wise,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it appears to be approximately a quarter past Three in the morning.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Theologically,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Meteorologically,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> What's it tell you Tonto?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You dumber than buffalo shit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Someone stole the tent.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Tue 28 Feb, 2006


Re: Lone Ranger

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funny <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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hbgator

Tue 28 Feb, 2006


Re: Lone Ranger

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another great one,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jah Ji <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D


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Tue 28 Feb, 2006



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lol.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> great thanks a lot man.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Tue 28 Feb, 2006



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hehehhe.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> good one.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> gotta remember that one
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for some fill in jokes during lunchtime at work.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>