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Jah Ji

Mon 13 Feb, 2006


The Drunk

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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
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pounding on the door.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> standing
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in the pouring rain,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> is asking for a push.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Not a chance,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> says the husband,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"It is three o'clock in the morning.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He slams the door and returns to bed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Who was that?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asked his wife.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Just some drunken guy asking for a push,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he answers.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Did you help him?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she asked.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I did not.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring
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down rain outside!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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His wife said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke
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down and those two guys helped us?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I think you should help him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and you
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should be ashamed of yourself!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The man does as he is told <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(of course)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> gets dressed and goes out into
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the pouring rain.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He calls out into the dark,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Hello?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Are you still there?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Yes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> comes back the answer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Do you still need a push?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> calls out the husband.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Yes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Please!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> comes the reply from the darkness.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Where are you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asks the husband.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Over here on the swing!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> replies the drunk.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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hbgator

Wed 15 Feb, 2006


Re: The Drunk

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great one I didn't see that one coming <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D