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Neo

Mon 13 Feb, 2006


Dentistry

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A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novacain.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No way.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> No needles,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I can't stand needles!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas but the man again objects.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No gas,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> please.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the mask on my face would make it suffocating.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> said the patient,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'm fine with pills.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The dentist then returns and says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Here's a Viagra tablet.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The patient says <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Wow!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"It doesn't"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> said the dentist <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"but it will give you something to hold on to,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> when I pull out your tooth.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Mon 13 Feb, 2006


Re: Dentistry

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Hahahahahaha!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>