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lightwave

Mon 13 Feb, 2006


Sex in the Dark

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There was this couple that had been married for 20 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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years.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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off the light.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She figures she <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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would break him out of this crazy habit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So one night,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> while they were <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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in the middle of a wild,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> screaming,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> romantic session,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she turned on the
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lights.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
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leisure device.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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vibrator!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Soft,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> wonderful and larger than a real one.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She went completely ballistic.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You impotent bastard,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She screamed at <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"How could you be lying to me all of these years?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You better <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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explain yourself!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'll explain
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the toy <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you explain the kids.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Mon 13 Feb, 2006


Re: Sex in the Dark

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Oh S*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*T <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> lol


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aiolos

Mon 13 Feb, 2006


Re: Sex in the Dark

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Oh man <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> And he waited 20 years to ask this <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>