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Jah Ji

Fri 10 Feb, 2006


Ghetto Spellin' Bee

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Leroy is a 20 year-old inner-city 5th grader.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> This is
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Leroy's assignment.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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1.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Hotel <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I gave my girlfriend crabs,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the ho tell everybody.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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2.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Dictate <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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My girlfriend say my dictate good.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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3.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Catacomb <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I saw Don King at da fight the other night.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Man,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> somebody
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get that catacomb.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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4.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Foreclose <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If I pay alimony today,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I got no money foreclose.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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5.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Rectum <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I had two Cadillac's,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but my bitch rectum both.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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6.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Disappointment <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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My parole officer tol'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> me if I miss disappointment they
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gonna send me back to the joint.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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7.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Penis <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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8.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Israel <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Tito try to sell me a Rolex.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I say,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"man,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it look fake.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He say,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Bullshit,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that watch israel"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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9 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Undermine <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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There's a fine lookin'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ho living in the apartment undermine.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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10.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Acoustic <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When I was little,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> my uncle bought me acoustic,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and took me
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to the poolhall.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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11.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Iraq <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When we got to the poolhall,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I tol'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> my uncle;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> iraq,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you
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break.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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12.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Stain <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Do you plan on
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stain for dinner?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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13.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Fortify <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I axed this ho on da street,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"how much?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she say <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"fortify.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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14.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Income <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife
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Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Today's word is:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"OMELETTE"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Let us use it in a sentence.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but omelette dis
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one slide.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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cyberval

Sat 11 Feb, 2006



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quite funny indeed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> thanks.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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if my memory serves me well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> jkf mentioned once that he works with a guy that talks like this.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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duckster

Sat 11 Feb, 2006



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lmao.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.I lived in LA for a while,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that is how almost everyone talks.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Sat 11 Feb, 2006



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yep,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> yep.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> thats exactly where I worked with
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the guy that talked just like that.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>