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Sparkyv2

Fri 10 Feb, 2006


Staying Young?

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Some people grow old gracefully,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> while others fight and scratch the whole
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way.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Andy's wife,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> refusing to give in to the looks of growing old,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> goes out and
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buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years
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younger.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"miracle"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> products,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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she asks her husband <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Darling,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> honestly,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if you didn't know me,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> what age
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would you say I am?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Looking over her carefully,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Andy replied,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Judging from your skin,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> twenty;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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your hair,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> eighteen;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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and your figure,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> twenty five.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you flatterer!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she gushed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Just as she was about to tell Andy his
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reward,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he stops her by saying.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"WHOA,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> hold on there sweety!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Andy interrupted.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I haven't added them up yet!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Mon 13 Feb, 2006


Re: Staying Young?

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The moral of the story <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>Ã<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>¢<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>â<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>‚<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>¬<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>â<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>€<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>œ<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> never ask a man his opinion if you really donÃ<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>¢<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>â<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>‚<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>¬<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>â<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>„<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>¢t want it lolol