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BRAIN53
Wed 08 Feb, 2006

husband joke
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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> where a woman may go to choose a husband.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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There is,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> however,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a catch:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you may choose any man from a particular floor,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> or you may choose to go up a floor,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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So,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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On the first floor the sign on the door reads:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Floor 1 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> These men have jobs The second floor sign reads:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Floor 2 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> These men have jobs and love kids.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The third floor sign reads:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Floor 3 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> These men have jobs,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> love kids,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and are extremely good looking.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Wow,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she thinks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but feels compelled to keep going.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Floor 4 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> These men have jobs,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> love kids,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> mercy me!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she exclaims,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I can hardly stand it!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Still,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Floor 5 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> These men have jobs,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> love kids,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> are drop-dead gorgeous,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> help with the housework,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and have a strong romantic streak.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She is so tempted to stay,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Floor 6 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> There are no men on this floor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A New Wives store opened across the street.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The first floor has wives that love sex.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The third through sixth floors have never been visited.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>

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cyberval
Sat 11 Feb, 2006


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hahahha,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> thats one of the funniest jokes i heard lately.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> many thanks.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>

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vrs
Sat 11 Feb, 2006

Re: husband joke
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lol.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.very funny

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Lady DarkFire
Sat 11 Feb, 2006

Re: husband joke
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Lol that's cute.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Although that describes a very typical and in my opinion non-ambitious woman.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I would have settled for the good looking,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> loves hawt sex and is loaded with cash hubsand floor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Woot!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:oops:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>

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cyberval
Mon 13 Feb, 2006

Re: husband joke
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Lol that's cute.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Although that describes a very typical and in my opinion non-ambitious woman.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I would have settled for the good looking,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> loves hawt sex and is loaded with cash hubsand floor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Woot!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:oops:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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yeah but there's no floor up there where they have husbands that you require.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> loaded with money.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Come on.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> admit it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you would go for another floor just to find someone like your fellas from here.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> especially <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(fill here __________ <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> hmmmm.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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lol.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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vala <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
