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hbgator

Mon 29 Sep, 2008


Yep, They Walk Among Us!

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They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
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I was at the checkout of a K-Mart.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The clerk rang up <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$46.64
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charge.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I Gave her a fifty dollar bill.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She gave me back <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$46.64.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I gave
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the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
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favor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew
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what she was doing,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and returned the money again.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I gave her the money
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back <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> same scenario!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I departed the store with th e <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$46.64.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
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I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> one-free coupon
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for a Grande Latte.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
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little chalkboard that said <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"buy one-get one free.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"They're already
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buy-one-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> get-one-free,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"so I guess they're both free"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She
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handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They Walk Among Us!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
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of them shouted,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Look at that dead bird!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Someone looked up at the sky
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and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Where?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They Walk Among Us!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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While looking at a house,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> my brother asked the real estate agent
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which direction was north because,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he explained,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he didn't want the sun
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waking him up every morning.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Does the sun rise in the
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North?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and
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has for sometime,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she shook her head and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I don't keep up with
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all that stuff.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They Walk Among Us!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> One
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day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
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was open.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I told him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 7
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days a week.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He responded,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Is that Eastern or Pacific time?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Wanting
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to end the call quickly,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Pacific.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They Walk Among Us!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
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through a seat belt if she gets trapped.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She keeps it in the trunk.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They Walk Among Us!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
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were discounted 10%<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Since it was a big party,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we bought 2 cases.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The
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cashier multiplied 2 times 10%<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and gave us a 20%<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> discount.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They Walk Among Us!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so I
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went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
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never showed up.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
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trained professional and I was in good hands.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Now,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she asked me,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"has
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your plane arrived yet?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They Walk Among Us!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
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small pizza to go.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
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would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He thought about it for some time
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before responding.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Just cut it into 4 pieces;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I don't think I'm hungry
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enough to eat 6 pieces.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Yep,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They Walk Among Us!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They Walk Among Us,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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and they Reproduce


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mimi_44

Tue 30 Sep, 2008


Re: Yep, They Walk Among Us!

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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Good ones!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jeff Foxworthy read on!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Wed 01 Oct, 2008


Re: Yep, They Walk Among Us!

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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"They"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> walk on the continent too.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>