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BRAIN53

Fri 19 Sep, 2008


Little Johnny

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A teacher in Elmira <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> New York <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> who is a McCain supporter,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asked her 4th
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grade class,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"How many of you are McCain fans?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Not really knowing what a
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McCain fan is,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but wanting to be liked by the teacher,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> all the kids raised
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their hands,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> except for Little Johnny.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Little
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Johnny said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Because I'm not a McCain fan.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The teacher asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Why aren't you a McCain fan?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Johnny said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Because I'm a Democrat.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Little Johnny answered,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> my
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Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so I'm a Democrat.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Annoyed by this answer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the teacher asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"If your mom was a moron and your
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dad was an idiot,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> what would that make you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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With a big smile,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Little Johnny replied,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That would make me a McCain fan.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Sat 20 Sep, 2008


Re: Little Johnny

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