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melz86

Thu 19 Jun, 2008


A few true stories!

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TRUE STORIES!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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JAPANESE SCIENTISTS HAVE CREATED A CAMERA WITH A SHUTTER SPEED SO FAST,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THEY CAN NOW PHOTOGRAPH A WOMAN WITH HER MOUTH SHUT.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A BOY ASKS HIS GRANNY,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'HAVE YOU SEEN MY PILLS,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THEY WERE LABELLED LSD?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> GRANNY REPLIES,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'F*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*K THE PILLS,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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LITTLE BILLY ASKS HIS DAD FOR A TELLY IN HIS ROOM.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> DAD RELUCTANTLY AGREES.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> NEXT DAY BILLY COMES DOWNSTAIRS AND ASKS,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'DAD,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHAT'S LOVE JUICE?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> DAD LOOKS HORRIFIED AND TELLS BILLY ALL ABOUT SEX.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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BILLY JUST SAT THERE WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN IN AMAZEMENT.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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DAD SAYS,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'SO WHAT WERE YOU WATCHING?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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BILLY SAYS,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'WIMBLEDON!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A WOMAN STANDING NUDE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> SAYS TO HER HUSBAND,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'I LOOK HORRIBLE,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I FEEL FAT <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>&<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> UGLY,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> PAY ME A COMPLIMENT.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HE REPLIES,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'YOUR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE GETS NAKED <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>&<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ASKS HUBBY,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'WHAT TURNS YOU ON MORE,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> MY PRETTY FACE OR MY SEXY BODY?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUBBY LOOKS HER UP <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>&<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> DOWN AND REPLIES,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'YOUR <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> SENSE OF HUMOUR!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Wed 25 Jun, 2008


Re: A few true stories!

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LOL <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D