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BRAIN53

Sat 14 Jun, 2008


Plane Ride

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Senator McCain was seated next to a little girl on an airplane.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He turned to her and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Let's talk.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The little girl,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> who had just opened her book,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> closed it slowly and said to the Senator,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What would you like to talk about?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I don't know,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"How about the economy?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and he smiles.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"OK,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she said.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That could be an interesting topic.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> But let me ask you a question first.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A horse,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a cow,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and a deer all eat the same
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stuff <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> grass.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Yet a deer excretes little pellets,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> while a cow turns out a flat patty,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Why do you suppose that is?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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McCain,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> thinks about it and says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Hmmm,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I have no idea.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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To which the little girl replies,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Do you really feel qualified to discuss the economy when you don't know shit?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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jkf

Sun 15 Jun, 2008


Re: Plane Ride

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very fitting for most of our candidates.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>