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hbgator

Fri 07 Dec, 2007


4th garde

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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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All the typical answers came up <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> fireman,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> mechanic,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> businessman,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> salesman,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> doctor,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> lawyer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and so forth.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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However,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> little Mikey was being uncharacteristically quiet,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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so when the teacher prodded him about his father,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he replied,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret named <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"DaVinci's Decadent Dance Den"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Sometimes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if the offer is really good,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The teacher,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> obviously shaken by this statement,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and then took little Mike aside to ask him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Is that really true about your father?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the boy said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"He works for the Democratic National Committee <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>