-----------------------------------

BRAIN53

Tue 04 Sep, 2007


Sperm Count

-----------------------------------

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Take this jar home and
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
bring me back a sample tomorrow.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The next day,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> gives him the jar,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> which is as clean and empty as on the previousday.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
The doctor asks what happened,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the man explains,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> doc,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
it's like this.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
First I tried with my right hand,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but nothing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Then I tried my
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> left <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> hand,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but nothing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Then I asked my wife for help.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She tried with her right hand,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but nothing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
Then her left,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but nothing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She even tried with her mouth,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> first with the
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> teeth in,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then with the teeth out,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and still nothing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Hell,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we even called up the lady next door,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and she tried with both
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> hands and her mouth too,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but nothing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"The doctor was shocked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You asked your NEIGHBOR?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
The old man replied,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Yep,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but no matter what we tried,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we couldn't
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
get the damn jar OPENED!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


-----------------------------------

jkf

Tue 04 Sep, 2007


Re: Sperm Count

-----------------------------------

lol.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> good one!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


-----------------------------------

melz86

Thu 06 Sep, 2007


Re: Sperm Count

-----------------------------------

<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> good one mate!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>