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BRAIN53

Sat 11 Aug, 2007


Lutheran Church

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>A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the
>secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." 
>
>The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
>misunderstood you. What did you say?"
>
>"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" 
>
>"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this

>church."
>
>The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to
inform
>him 
>of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to

>listen to that foul language.
>
>They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,
"Sir,
>what seems to be the problem here?" 
>
>"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million
bucks in
>the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some
of
>this damn money. " 
>
><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I see,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> said the pastor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"And is this bitch giving you a hard time?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>