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aiolos

Tue 17 Jan, 2006


Viruses

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THE CLINTON Virus.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Gives you a 6 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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THE BOB DOLE <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(aka:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> VIAGRA)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Virus.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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THE LEWINSKY Virus.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Sucks all the memory out of your computer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then Emails everyone about what it did)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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THE RONALD REAGAN Virus.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Saves your data,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but forgets where it is stored)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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THE MIKE TYSON Virus.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Quits after two bytes)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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THE OPRAH WINFREY Virus.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then slowly expands to stabilize around 200mb)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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THE JACK KAVORKIAN Virus.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Deletes all old files)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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THE ELLEN DEGENERES Virus.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Disks can no longer be inserted)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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THE PROZAC Virus.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Totally screws up your RAM,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but your processor doesn't care)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO Virus.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Only attacks minor files)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Terminates some files,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> leaves,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but will be back)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.and last but not least.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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THE LORENA BOBBITT Virus.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then
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jkf

Wed 18 Jan, 2006



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hahahaha.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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good ones.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> nice to have you back with good humour
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BRAIN53

Wed 18 Jan, 2006


Re: Viruses

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I love those LOL!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>