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bossman3961

Sat 17 Mar, 2007


A guy entered his favorite ritzy restaurant

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A guy entered his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The guy called the waiter over and asked for their best bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> knowing that,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if she accepts it,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she would be his.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> saying this is from the gentleman over there.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the guy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Her note reads:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"For me to accept this bottle,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a million dollars in the bank,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and seven inches in your pants.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The guy,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> after reading her note,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> chuckled,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and sent a note of my own back to her.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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His note read:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Just so you know,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a BMW 850 and a Mercedes 600 SL in my garage.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> But not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Just send the bottle back"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>